bridge over troubled water

oh say can u see

the mighty cabal collapsing?

America gasping,

container ship smashing

the only thing holding us up.

steel bridge sacrifice

into the Patapsco...

ooh-eee ooh-ahh-ahh

singapore sing-a-long

walla-walla ding-dong

follow the money, honey!

even if it means

swimming with river sharks

to pay your way to the shoreline.

FYI: big ships are easy targets

for enemy hackers.

i could steer one to Bermuda

with a pre-paid cellphone

and a five dollar bottle of wine,

but now is not the time

to get into that.

be ready for what comes next...

bank failures... FDIC... LMNOP

they ain't got no money, honey!

people in long lines

learning the hard truth

about fractional reserve lending--

there ain't no spending

when you don't have a penny left

to your name.