Climate Deranged

Choo Choo

Choose        your own

climate adventure!

Park opens

at 10am.

If you drove here

in an electric vehicle-

25% discount

and free parking! 

                            (UNLESS

                            you drove a Tesla)

Sorry, that car

is frowned upon

n o w

because we hate Twitter

blah blah

blah blah blah

free speech

free Assange

free abortions for

the first fifteen teens

who twerk it

through the front gate.

Ice cream

You scream

We all scream

for carbon reduction

of the 99%

Ha

  Ha

    Ha

you thought elite

private jets

would turn into pumpkins

on their way to

the next G20.

They mock you

while eating Cote De Boeuf

and drinking Isabella Islay

while lying about

all the things

you know nothing about.

It's true,

we're all gonna die,

but it will be at the hands

of our own undoing..

not unbalanced ocean temps

or pseudo disappearing

shorelines.