Jewish Dildo

Rabbi Shmuley

and his daughter molded me

into perfection,

cast me lovingly into

strong marriages,

everlasting bonds between

man and God-

Abraham and Israel,

and all of Hebraic buttholes.

I am the chosen one.

Eight inches of silicon fun

for anyone

wanting to stretch their hole

in the holy temple.

I come lubed

or drywalled for your (dis)pleasure.

Choose your own adventure, Semite.

For just fourteen dollars

you can titillate your G-spot

while spouting

dog filth obscenities

at the Arabs across the wall.

Nobody cares... everyone fucks.

This is how we make

great neighbors.