Loose Wheel

Hey, they made

a country song about me!

Not quite.

You heard spoof lyrics of a song

about a girl named, Lucille.

*Sigh*

Well I like the version that played

near the ditch where I lay

after rolling from the road yesterday.

I'm starting to stink,

how long do you think I'll be stuck here?

Hard to say.

I've seen some of you go unnoticed

for months, maybe years.

*Gasp*

Please tell my mama I miss her,

then tell my sister

the rim I broke up with

was a terrible kisser!

Lol, okay.