say ahhh

I have a sore throat-

probably from being drunk

three days in a row

or maybe

breathing litterbox dust

during cleanout.

I hate

how I cant hold my breath

long enough

to scoop cat shit...

if I fell into a well I'd be fucked.

I saw on the news

fags

get sore throats too,

but that lifestyle

ain't for me.

No sex since 2010.

WebMD says to gargle

warm salt water--

no way that's super gay,

gotta be

a better solution.