The Squiggles

I'm selling knives on Ebay

while drinking

about thinking

of you,

and all the time spent

laughing at the queerness

of our friendship.

Some people

use belts

to choke themselves

when they masturbate,

but we cum

way too quick for that.

Our humor is

rapid-fire-reload-

no time for

pulling up pants

as we dance

to the ASMR sound

of a squid

slipping through

a really tight space.