bacon avo melt

standing in line at Panera

hate gawking

the menu

nothing on it looks worth

all the money-

skin crawl

cancellation fee-

will it be more dignified

if i feign sickness?

cough

cough

oh.no.this.muthafucka

gonna kill granny

gonna kill Panera

okay so

maybe i should just

bend over

fake tie my shoe

then make a run for it-

these days,

all kinda reasons to run.

could be

an active shooter-

face and body parts splattering-

women screaming,

cuck men

ducking under tables, or

could be

i just don't wanna pay

ten dollars

for a bacon avo melt.