sofia

i have a sister,

well, more like-

she's a part of my brain

        a soft snail who lost her shell

and now hides here

among us

writing positive poetry

about God and goodness

and sudden sobriety.

i try to be nice

but i can't stand her presence.

        she invades us

without a warrant

and isn't welcome here in our

home-head.

when she sleeps,

i take out my dick and stick it

in a toaster

while eating toothpaste.

        i hope she

wakes up one day

and sees

how clean my teeth are,

packs up her pretty party

and moves along.